Tumblr Mouse Cursors

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

(via academy)


riverasobrien:

i made a thing.

riverasobrien:

i made a thing.

(via betweenatroylersandwich)


thirstyfortroyler:

They have come so far in a year

(via whatwouldtroylerdo)


I thought the dog in the back’s tail was the dog in the front’s ear. Where did my glasses go?

I thought the dog in the back’s tail was the dog in the front’s ear. Where did my glasses go?

(via sitxlys)


grindtroye:

peace-out-little-munchkins:

Come on, Caspar. (x)

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

(via troylered)


radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via joshpeck)


i-dont-know-which-username:

caskett:

a-violet-femme:

♥ Lesbian Blog ♥

They made it to a lesbian blog !

yaaaaaas bitch

(via letsslaytroyler)


cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

(via frentus-wants-to-frickle-frack)


Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what